I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She bit a glass in half.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I was not drunk enough for that final.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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