if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
