Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
More tranny stories later!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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