He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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