I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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