Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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