Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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