we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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