You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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