DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
