well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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