Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's just like the Real World with babies
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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