this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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