I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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