You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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