DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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