Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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