Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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