sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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