So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
