Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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