it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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