Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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