Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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