i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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