Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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