A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
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