I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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