So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
