yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
