dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
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