So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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