Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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