I wannas sexs uuuuu
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
