I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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