Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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