If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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