I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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