You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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