bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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