Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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