Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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