How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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