hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
