...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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