At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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