Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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