Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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