Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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