But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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