how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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