so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
