we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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