guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i drank out of a bidet.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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